I think it got to her because she looked at me red faced and said Im going to shit my pants, we gotta go, now! So we immediately turned back to leave. Well, I jumped up, bolted to the bathroom only to find a full house, no room in the inn, nada, zip. So I managed a fancy restaurant. Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter! While getting back into pre-pregnancy shape, I went on a run with my twins in their stroller. I promise, she said. I drank waaaay too much at a bar and stopped to get McDonald's. When I got back to his house we noticed I smelled really bad and that I shat my pants. 20 People Reveal The Traumatizing Times They've Pooped Their Pants As An Adult by Lex When you're a kid and you're going through the stages of potty training, it's safe to say that pooping your pants is relatively "normal." Or, as normal as can be. Leave a comment, ask a question, take advantage of our past experiences here, use the search boxes, they are your friends to0:). Previous page. Its right on the corner of a major intersection and theres no where to go once youre in. Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a Country Steaks all-you-can-eat buffet. Improve this listing. US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. And I guess it kind of did pass if you consider dropping a turd the size of a walnut down your pant leg and watching it splat on the floor the same thing as passing.. And occasionally Zyflammend I Know its a mouth full, so to speak:). I didnt think of it as being a big issue, just something bad I had eaten. A year ago I got salmonella, so I went to an urgent care near my apartment. One day I woke up and sitted with my family to eat the breakfast, I felt I might fart a little so I relax and letted it go. Dimensions. i pooped my pants 140 18 Clash Royale MMO Strategy video game Mobile game Gaming 18 comments Best Add a Comment edwesl 1 day ago wow that's so close 27 vyd-cz PEKKA 23 hr. My parents and doctors were really stressing the importance of Vitamin D and how I really needed to get outside and soak up some rays. Make sure you email this guide to anybody you think has shit themselves or will shit themselves in the future. I understand if you are sick or have a medical condition, shits gonna happen, but if you cant get to the bathroom in time to move your bowels because you are having a Hallmark moment, then you are bad at being a human. Says I wish you had been there. And who said romance is dead? Its a delightful experience and only fellow UC sufferers can truly appreciate it (and laugh about it). 191 Solid_Ganache4825 1 day ago it is the most anoyying shit ever , i am scared of annexing portugal because of this duo ( they both rival me btw ) my 2nd game ever lol Brown dribble etc. Not my finest moment. When youre a kid and youre going through the stages of potty training, its safe to say that pooping your pants is relatively normal. Or, as normal as can be. (NOTE: Unless you are a person of color, this may not apply to you, so look extra carefully. Thank YOU Thank You once again to everyone who is part of our newsletter who took the chance(maybe we should say risk) in sharing your pooping the pants story. Step 2: Shit Show Shame. For me, it was a very rough start with severe symptoms. A night of jazzy drinking later and theyre at brunch. I was still in public with wet pants (usually shorts) and could be seen in them. ENDNOTE 3: I've since reread this piece, and realized that it may come across like I've actually crapped my pants past the age of 17 (like normal people), but that's simply not true. I remember thinking to myself, this is really happening You are a grown man shitting yourself. There were two other people in the parking lot, but luckily they were far enough away that they wouldnt have realized what wa actually going on. I pooped my soul out in a matter of seconds. My girls, then 4 and 7 years old, and I are in the parade, walking along, holding a banner for my daughters preschool. Videos for: Pooped pants Most Relevant Fucked her so hard that she pooped 1:45 88% 10 months ago 7.1K HD Uuuh pooped and smelly poopy girl 1:37 68% 1 year ago 9.0K HD Girl pooped in the mouth of her slave in the toilet 8:11 95% 1 year ago 27K Real mess in tight pants 6:34 50% 1 year ago 37K Blonde babe licking shit from her pants 2:01 53% Happy Memorial Day!! I had a sweater I wrapped around my waist to get out and some Febreeze I sprayed myself with. Looking at pictures of pants being pooped and soiled makes me happy. As I was driving I began to feel the rumblings and started praying immediately. Didnt even bother telling anyone at work They could all jut assume I was in meeting somewhere else onsite. We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their funniest "I pooped my pants as an adult" story. I felt the rumble as I swirled the chocolate soft serve onto a cone, opened up the window to hand it to a customer, and just as our hands made contact I lost control of my butt muscles. Im going to shit! Liquid shit spilled from my bum, with no signs of stopping. Then it was a long drive home in my poop mobile sitting in the mess, mmm tasty! Read more. Now that I got my surgery, thought it would be over. $24.30 $19.44 ( Save 20%) I May Have Pooped My Pants Humor Graphic T-Shirt. It was horrible and the pain was horrible as well. I squeek out the question to the old lady behind the desk and whilst she rambles on about which doors to open and stairs to climb, it all just goes and its all very audible. One of my many experiences with filling my underwear happened quite recently i was staying at my dads house and usually i live alone and have full access to the toilet , so i headed to the toilet needing to go full on, now usually im not in such a rush at three o clock in the morning but who decided they needed a pee at the same time none other than my dad so i stood there holding it.. still holding.. he peed for what seemed like an eternity. Anyways, we pulled into San Angelo, Texas and took a spot at their state park to camp for two nights. The nurse called for reinforcements, and both nice ladies helped me clean up the shit from my body and the floor. I was trapped. I can make it home. Peters Brauhaus . THEN EVERYONE STARTED SAYING SOMETHING SMELLED and i was just like OMG THE SEWAGE IS SO BAD HERE RIGHT LOL?!?!? After all everyone poops, some just way more than others! Outlast Gameplay Walkthrough - Part 2 - PANTS GETS POOPED! But, I did make it to the bathrooms (which had a shower as well). Thankfully this second shower got a stamp of approval from my pregnant sister and I was able to stick around until she had her little daughter who I lovingly call Little Stinky as a reminder of my experience on her birth day. I had to waddle home, looking like a mad man who just escaped from the hospital. I proceeded to vomit the whole car ride home, out the window and onto peoples' lawns. also now my hands were covered in poo too. :), (you can download ALL the 141 stories via a PDF file I created by clicking here or go to the bottom of this posting). i never saw him again as he went straight to work and we moved on that evening. I decided to back out of the drive thru but lo and behold someone was already behind me. I let out a silent one, but heard a splat on the ground behind me. I laughed, which made her laugh, consequently crapping herself even more. It was a disaster. My family and I were stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic. As I was hunched forward throwing up in the pot I felt a geyser of diarrhea shoot out from my jeans and all over the couch. "I had to get to a bathroom immediately, like yesterday. He kept asking through the door if I was okay, so I kept insisting I didn't feel well and was "letting the water run over me" but I was actually trying to shove the poop down his shower drain. I was completely fine, drinking water and suddenly I had the dreaded stomach crapping. im just standing there nodding and half smiling in relief whilst shes giving me directions punctuated by the obvious sounds of it being too late. Now that you're alone, or at least out of public view, look at your pants, undies, and legs. A lot of times I will get an urge to go, but I just squeeze and squeeze and squeeze until the feeling goes away. I pooped my pants a little and closed my game 329 46 46 comments Best Add a Comment Silesius_ 1 day ago Commonwealth allied with ottomans, not something I've seen before. One particular day, I was soaking up my rays, and I remember it was between 3 and 3:30 in the afternoon (around the time our local school district let out).mom came home from work about 4. I shit myself on a bus shoulder to shoulder with 20 of my peers and probably 20 other natives. It was early on when I was first diagnosed with UC. Like literally holding a strangers hand through a tiny window, shitting my pants. She was in the bathroom for like an hour trying to clean it, before she finally gave up and ran out of the store. I had been diagnosed with UC for almost a year and at this point I was also living with not only UC, but also C-diff and a blood infection. Not my finest moment. And yet, despite all logic that would explain otherwise, I pooped my pants. It's been months since I've done this. I was weirdly gassy but was chillin' because I was alone, so, like, lettin it go as needed. I turned around and saw my worst fear: a gigantic plop of diarrhea. There I was, bleaching my summer whites while wearing my favorite coral dress and sandals at the local laundromat, when a feeling came over me Id never had before. I ran into my office and grabbed my keys and hopped into car. 979-8646508899. He had to give me a shower. You were pretty bold to wet the bed next to your boyfriend (if that was your post). Well, its safe to say that its evenworse. Only babies, old people, Michael Moore, Internet trolls, and Jersey Shore cast members doodoo in their drawers. Halfway down the street, BAM!! I mean it, honey. Here are the hilarious results. You've got big questions to ask yourself, starting with, Should I throw out these underwear or not?. My mom was a card game dealer in a casino. You've finally de-shitted yourself. Curse yourself. I was staying at my new boo's place and REALLY had to poop, so I did what any girl would: I pretended to shower so I could do the deed in peace. I cleaned myself up in the bathroom and was fine after that, but it was still one of the most embarrassing things that ever happened to me. We wave back enthusiastically, so proud. Explosion in my pants. Pooping didnt cross my mind for the whole 30 seconds that I talked to the worker but as soon as I pulled my car up a spot I knew it was over. A thong that did not stop the force of my load but instead, split it in half and left it running down both legs. I was seeing a guy who was really into anal sex, but I hadn't tried it yet. It felt like forever went by sitting in my poop pants and the stench but finally I got our food and I drove home. Both of them. After I finished he ended up throwing me in the bath and helped me get clean. Looking at pictures of pants being pooped and soiled makes me happy. I zoomed into the Macy's parking lot. My ex-husbands house it only a few paces awayhis neighbor comes outside to say Hello! Even though they were soaking wet, I dont think anyone could tell. A thong that did not stop the force of my load but instead, split it in half and left it running down both legs. ), underwear, some body wash and a loofah brush (if youre going to do it right, do it right!). I knew I was close. Me. This had never happened before. The next day I am jolted awake. Anonymous confessions, stories and advice. We all do it and it is just the way it is :P I nearly pooped my pants this morning. About 2 hours into the 4 hour dance, I started to feel super sick to my stomach, so I sat out for about 30 minutes while my friends finished up and me and couple others headed back to the hotel early and told the others we would set up for the night so it would be ready when they got back. And BAAaAAAM. Who shits themselves in public? its a strange feeling just letting it happen when you spend so long training yourself not to poop yourself! Drugged myself and fell asleep and the laxative kicked in and I pooped myself while sleeping. :) I have a bulldog who has silent but deadly gas; whenever my husband tries to blame me for the stink, my answer is always the same, You know it wasnt me I CANT toot, I might poop my pants! Its easy to laugh it off now, this condition can be so humiliating that pooping my pants once in a while is the least of my worries! It was windy, nobody around for at least a quarter mile, and the race was on. Yes! Then we realized he couldnt even help me because the car seats weren't in his car (he was coming home from work). eventually we got back to the house for a stretch before the proper run began i sort of blocked his view of me, standing by a little tree in the front lawn. "My ass exploded while I was on a date, and I got poop all over the floor, my legs, and somehow my arm.". Another car was behind me, so I was trapped. If you do not receive your email shortly, please check your spam folder. Right? About 3 mins into the warm up lap, i knew it wasnt. So I was hospitalized for 2 weeks and they did a colonoscopy and told me I had UC on the left side of my colon. There is a line a mile long. thats me maybe 10 minutes after my campground pant pooping. Luckily it was a short one as I made my way to the training building parking lot. So now I'm lying there, freaking dead, just praying that he can't see me. His toilet was literally broken, and I couldn't hold it in, so I had to SHIT IN HIS SHOWER. I guess I got too comfortable because I fell asleep and woke up two hours later in freezing water, with lettuce, a disintegrated bun, and a hamburger floating around me. I left work and went home I couldnt bare staying at work anymore. 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